As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!