wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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