i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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