she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
well, you know. whores of a feather.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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