chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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