The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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