I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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