Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
