I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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