let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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