Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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