weddingsv make me drug and hornr
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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