Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.