Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs

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(517): View more from Michigan

My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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(518): View more from New York

plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?

(1-614): View more from Ohio

Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.

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(818): View more from California

Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time

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(407): View more from Florida

My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.

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