Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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