Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
another moral hangover. fuck.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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