I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My vagina just clenched in fear
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