So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
