its not stalking. its research.
I'm passing your future prison.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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