i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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