I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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