Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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