I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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