About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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