whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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