i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You need Xanax blowdarts
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I am one with the molecules
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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