I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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