sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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