Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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