I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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