I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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