all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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