so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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