I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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