I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She announced her abortion via fbk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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