Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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