I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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