normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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