Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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