I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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