They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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