I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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