i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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