No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I have feelings that need drinking.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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