There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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