Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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