Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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