false alarm. still invincible.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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