Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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