This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
home. puking in laundry basket.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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