What a fucking waste of an outfit
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
that's an acceptable place to lick
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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