So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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