I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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