I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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