I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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