Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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