covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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