They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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