On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you inspire me to be a worse person
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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